I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
that friend that always tries to please you
when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”