sexycliffconda:

[So many dirty thoughts]

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gimmie them all


daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”





jadeyscum:

I think we all got a little bit more gay this year



“Love was just another thing you said when trying to talk dirty” —






woodmeat:

wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation


reallylameblog:

when u mean to type “believe” but accidentally type “beliebe”image