“You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.” — The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides (via bl-ossomed)








spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows



dutchster:

when the doorbell rings and i know it’s the pizza guy

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie