Trying to find people who understand my sense of humor

whatshouldwecallme:


“And the razor kissed my skin,
Because nobody else would.” — (via theorangeumbrellastorm)


phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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debt:

I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet



methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you


“And when he came offstage afterward, he would be sweaty but it was such a clean sweat that part of me was tempted to lick the side of his face, like it was a lollipop. I didn’t, though.” — Gayle Forman, If I Stay (via forevergutom)



bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


hitlervevo:

Whenever you feel rejected and sad, just remember that when I told my crush that I like him, he texted back “lol so sup”